Pondering Ferengi Philosophy

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TITLE: Pondering Ferengi Philosophy

AUTHOR: J. William Bell

DATE POSTED: 2025-09-18

As some of you already know, I am a devoted fan to STAR TREK (the content that came out before 2009). And some of the more interesting stuff those old shows had to offer was the philosophy and culture of an alien race known as the Ferengi. If you have a more-than-casual understanding of the lore; then you already know the Ferengi were supposed to be a sardonic comment on the mentality of capitalism, and the kind of morality/ethics it encourages. Ironically, a lot of entrepreneurship gurus and finance experts welcomed the idea of the Ferengi with open hearts and arms; and coincidentally, a fictional alien race that was supposed to be a reliable adversary for Humanity and its allies, instead became an almost bottomless well of oppourtunity for comedy, and philisophical speculation.

A significant contribution to Pop Culture from The Ferengi is their "RULES OF ACQUISITION;" a code of business practices and philosophy for those who seek profit. I thought it would be fun to take my three-point assessment technique and apply it to three of those rules (and considering that there are over 200 known rules, this is a nerdy-writer's goldmine for future material). I'm also going to provide Esperanto translations of the rules, because; that's my thing!

Rule #16: A deal is a deal

(Interkonsento estas interkonsento.)

So why would somebody agree with this rule? Simply put, this rule ensures that an established agreement will be honoured. The "yes" means yes, and "no" means no rationalization.

Why would somebody disagree with this rule? An argument could be made that a dishonest merchant or customer could use this rule to set the word of the deal against the spirit of the deal, or vice versa. There is also an implication of there being no room for renegotiation if one or both parties misinterpret the word and/or spirit of the deal. There is always somebody who wants to complain, and all they need is an excuse to do it.

Why would somebody be neutral toward this rule? Perhaps they are non-materialistic and don't really care about looking into the deeper meaning of things; because, sometimes, there is no deeper meaning. No matter how badly someone wants there to be one.

Rule #59: Free advice is seldom cheap.

(Senpaga konsilo malofte malmultekoste.)

Why would somebody agree with this? Someone with a history of being underestimated and looked down upon would probably agree with this because one of their most valuable resources has been wasted by unwanted/superfluous advisers: Time.

Why would somebody disagree with this? A person who doesn't value their time wouldn't see it as being wasted by free advice from an unsolicited source. Also, a person who believes in anybody other than themselves would have difficulty distinguishing good advice from bad advice.

Why would somebody be neutral toward this rule? Someone who no longer wishes to learn anything or grow into a better version of themselves would be completely disinterested with advice in general.

Rule #217: You can't free a fish from water.

(Vi ne povas liberigi fisxon el akvo.)

Anyone would be quick to agree with this rule if they favoured a very literal perception of reality. Fish are aquatic animals, they are designed to live exclusively in a body of water. To remove them from it would not be liberation; just death.

A person with a more figurative than literal perception of reality would probably disagree with this rule. Also, if they had homicidal and/or suicidal tendencies, they would argue that death is a form of liberation. The fish can be freed from water if the fish wants to die.

The neutral party who has no interest whatsoever in pondering this rule would claim that unless you are a fish, there is nothing here deserving your time and attention.

There are better things to do than to commit time to speculating over nonsense... most of the time.

Excelsior!